A Great Award is Named For a Great Man.

As you know, the award for the ugliest man in the NBA will be announced next week. We intend to give this award out for all of the major pro sports (well, the ones we pay attention to anyway). That being said, we have been trying to find three contenders for the award for Major League Baseball. It was impossible. There really was only one choice. One man embodies the ugly athlete more than any other. He is the reason we started paying attention to the ugliness of professional athletes. He's the Michael Jordan of ugly. That's why we decided to name the awards after him. Yes, all of them. Ladies and gentlemen, we give to you...The Randy Johnson Award!

We do miss the mullet, but let's face it, the guy's still got it


Randy Johnson has been ugly since the beginning of time. Who can see that grotesquely large adam's apple and not get a little teary-eyed? Not us. Randy, we love you, but damn you are ug-a-ly. Next week, we will give out the NBA's Randy Johnson Award.


Here, Randy Johnson does us all a favor.
Keep staring into the adam's apple, America.