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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Welcome to The Daily Pooper!

Thank you for your interest! We really appreciate it. Here at The Daily Pooper, we take pride in bringing you all of the important news that will help you in life, in love and in America. We also believe in truth. Integrity is our middle name. Well, one of them anyway. Others include compassion, ingenuity, non-give-up-itude and Ron.
Our large editorial staff (pictured) has years of experience and boy, does it show! We have covered every major event in America for the last 79 years and we don't plan on stopping! No, we have big plans here at The Daily Pooper. In preparation for our 80th anniversary we are debuting this all new online edition. We hope you find this as rewarding an experience as we do. None of this is possible without you, our readers. Thank you for your unending support!
Please check back soon for updates.
Keep pooping, America

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