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Monday, August 07, 2006

Steve Nash for NBA's Ugliest Man



Our third and final uhh finalist for NBA'a ugliest man is Steve Nash of the Phoenix Suns. He's weird lookin', he's Canadian. Like co-finalist Sam Cassell, Nash's ugliness really speaks for itself. Since we only are using three pictures per contender, we had a hard time finding just the right ones. We feel we've done a pretty good job. Our only regret, not showing him with his greasy mop, playing ball. Nash is the only finalist of whom we have no game pictures. In the end, we decided to go with these three. The first one is absolutely horrendous. Nash looks like he just got picked by the teacher to run the projector. The next two pictures are both pictures of Nash drunk. It was a tough decision to go with two drunk pictures and no game pictures, but really, which one should we have left out? The first drunk picture shows him with dork/buddy Dirk Nowitski. Nash looks like an alien or a mutant in this picture and is that a moustache or a shadow? The third picture is, well, creepy for lack of a better word. Any player with a picture where he's showig off his chest hair, while drunk, is a lock to make the final three. Will it be enough? We'll find out next week. Also, we have decided on an official name for the award. we're working on the presentation right now.
Keep drinking, America

5 Comments:

Blogger MrVilhauer said...

I call foul!

These pictures were supposed to be for the past year, and all of these pictures are from Dallas (except for the Suns DRAFT day picture!)

You are breaking your own rules to slander a Canadien legend! HE'S MENTIONED IN A NELLY FURTADO SONG!

CWV

6:36 AM

 
Blogger * said...

nope, you misread the rules. they have to be from the past year, or before!
never call foul on someone who makes their own rules!

10:57 AM

 
Blogger * said...

just to be official
rule #2 states "all pictures are admissable, no matter what year they were taken..."

10:59 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what you are talking about... Steve Nash is hot. HOttttttttuhhhh.

Kaman is by far the most appropriate choice.

8:40 AM

 
Blogger * said...

sorry nash is obviously ugly.

7:34 AM

 

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