Wait, Holy alligator? Well, hole-y maybe, but holy? No way.

This is the kind of story that we here at The Daily Pooper live for. This alligator(pictured above) is owned by Micheal Wilk of Salem, WI. Some of you may be familiar with the story. Newspapers across the coutnry have been talking about this alligator. They say that the markings on it's side spell out "G-O-D", the name of a popular theological figure. But, we here at The Pooper say "not so fast!". We know our readers can read (you can read right? that's why you're here?). Anyone can plainly see that the markings do spell out a word. The problem is some people are stupid. It is obvious that the letters are "G-U-N", the name of a popular way to kill stuff. We could never let this slide. That's why we brought it to you.
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