Jon Lovitz...cannibal?

We here at The Daily Pooper, from time to time, need to bring news that hurts to tell as much as it hurts to hear. Sometimes, it's because it's a story is just that important. Sometimes, as is the case today, it is because your life is in danger. We were hanging out after hours in our lounge here at The Pooper's offices watching television as we are known to do. We were watching "Hell's Kitchen" (we like when ugly guys yell alot, not sure why...). Anyway, during a commercial break we came across some rather startling information. one of our favorite actors, Jon Lovitz (we love that guy he always is), appeared in a commercial for Subway Restaurants. It was your typical commercial for the most part, some guy wants food. it was the ending that shocked us. Lovitz is pictured sitting in a chair and he plainly states "Subway, eat flesh."
Knowing the commercial is on every five minutes, we waited around to see it again, just to make sure we hadn't misheard Sir Lovitz. Unfortunately for us and 'vitz-headz around the world, it was unmistakable. There was no other way to hear it. Jon Lovitz, our boy, said "Eat Flesh."
We tried to reach him for comment, but it was useless. He would not answer his phone. We bought a map to his home from a strange lady on the street but it got us nowhere. We got to his house and stood outside arguing about who would knock on the door. None of us were brave enough to face the man-eating man. Imagine being face-to-face with a cannibal, could you do it?
We, of course, will not give up. Non-give-up-itude is one of our middle names, as you know. We will continue to try and muster up the courage to face Jon "The Cannibal" Lovitz.
Stay vigilant, America.