Chris Kaman for NBA's Ugliest Man

Our first nominee for NBA's Ugliest Man 2006 is Chris Kaman of the L.A. Clippers. We believe the pictures speak for themselves, but we will provide a few short thoughts for you, the reader. There are many things that helped us to nominate Kaman as a finalist this year. One of the biggest reason is his thinning hair. You can plainly see in the first two pictures just how thin it really is. Notice how well it swrls around in the air. The second picture shows that his receding hairline has gone all the way back somewhere behind his ear! Mr. Kaman, if you so much as think about shaving your head before the end of next season, you can kiss goodbye any thought of returning as a finalist, you don't have facial ugliness to match early 2007 favorite Steve Nash, close but not quite. Just some friendly advice.
The one thing that really pushed Kaman over the edge and into the finals is displayed in the third picture. Study it. notic anything unusual? We thought you would! Chris Kaman has the smallest head in basketball. We promise that we have not doctored this picture in any way. As you can see, it appears that Kaman's neck is larger than his entire head. To us, this picture doesn't even look real, but it is his official picture in the Clipper's media guide, so there you go.
Chris brings a lot of ugly to the table. Are either of his challengers uglier than him? We'll all find out together.
Up next, Sam Cassell.
Keep pinheading, America.